Way off topic: New dog breeds

Since I'm obviously not getting a lot of work done this afternoon (clearing out some stuff I've been meaning to post but haven't gotten around to yet while waiting for people to return my calls—like that's going to happen), here's something that cracked me up when my dad sent it to me earlier this week: New dog breeds.

    The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

    Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up easy for transporting

    Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up alot

    Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

    Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

    Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

    Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

    Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

    Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

    Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

    Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, not a popular dog with CIA agents

    Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

    Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

    Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

OK, back to work.

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