New name for nuisance people: pet toys

I'm stealing this one from Hugh at Gaping Void, who says pet toys are "Passive-aggressive bloggers and blog commenters who spend a disproportionate amount of time making lots of little sqeaky noises, not dissimilar to those chewy rubber things you find in pet stores." I'd expand his definition to all those attendees who like to whine about how hard their pillows are, or that their lunch was a little too lukewarm. Squeak, squeak.

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