Goofing on the airport full-body scans

Andy Borowitz often cracks me up, but this one was just too good not to share: Full Body Scans to Double as Annual Checkups

Solution to Airport Security, Health Care Woes. I particularly liked this part: "The President added that instituting the body scan/checkup could ward off some terrorists right from the start, 'because a lot of them will balk at the $25 co-pay.'"

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