Every speaker's dream audience

This letter was written by every speaker's dream audience member—or would he be more stalker-scary if he wasn't just a kid bowled over by the meteorologist who came to his school to talk about the weather?

I'd just love to see this on a meeting evaluation form: "You're more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while engulfed in flames."

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