Caught catnapping?

My new cyber friend Patti D sent this around--I thought I'd share, in case you ever nod off at your desk...

Ten Things to Say if you are caught napping at your

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved
about in the time management course you sent me to!"

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You
probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to
relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating against people
who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost
figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these
keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name,

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