How to Survive a Cruise

This Edition Features new trends in cruising. As a comedian, I have spent more time on cruise ships than most sailors spend in the navy, and I have seen the underbelly of the cruise industry. In fact, my cabin was in the underbelly, and it wasn't very luxurious.

Here are my suggestions for improving the cruise experience:

Divide the dining room into talking and nontalking sections. Some people on a cruise really enjoy talking to total strangers at a large dining table.

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