This Edition Features new trends in cruising. As a comedian, I have spent more time on cruise ships than most sailors spend in the navy, and I have seen the underbelly of the cruise industry. In fact, my cabin was in the underbelly, and it wasn't very luxurious.
Here are my suggestions for improving the cruise experience:
Divide the dining room into talking and nontalking sections. Some people on a cruise really enjoy talking to total strangers at a large dining table.