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Arrrr--almost forgot that it's talk like a pirate day!

Don't miss out on this most special day of the year: Talk Like a Pirate Day [3]! You can inventory your pirate tendencies [4] (just call me The Cap'n and hand me a bucket of chum), wear a parrot on your shoulder, or just say "arrrrr" a lot. So release your inner pirate, put on your eye-patch, and have a slug 'o rum on me. Arrr.

P.S. I've valiantly held back from saying anything about Pastafarianism and the Flying Spaghetti Monster [5] for an awful long time now, but this is too good an opportunity to pass up, given the importance of pirates in its methodology. (Warning: Intelligent Design proponents probably won't enjoy the humor of the site.)