"Gimme Shelter," or "Brother, Can you Spare a Tarp?"

"Gimme Shelter," or "Brother, Can you Spare a Tarp?"

Our humorist offers surefire tips for TARP recipients to save money on meetings.

I will be the first to admit that I have accepted TARP money. I used the money I got for my ninth birthday to buy a tarp, which I then used to make a tent. I've had that tarp for many years, and not once did the federal government ever question my motives. Back then a tarp meant F-U-N, but nowadays TARP stands for anything but fun. In fact, I would like to suggest that the government's version of TARP stands fo

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