I LIKE SPORTS
I like to watch basketball, baseball, and football. Heck, I'll even watch yacht racing, weight lifting, and ice-skating. But no matter how bored I get, I cannot force myself to watch, play, or understand golf.
Before you golfers start writing letters or burning flagsticks on my front lawn, allow me to explain: I do not like golf because, unlike other sports, it makes no sense to me. It is filled with confusing terms, outrageous rules, and really odd clothing