Sung to the tune of “Cabaret,” these parody lyrics to “ The Buffet” provided a tickle-the-funny-bone moment in the closing act of The Association, an original play by PCI Communications, produced for ASAE's 2007 Annual Meeting and Exposition.
If you have members you want to attract
I've got the perfect way.
You can get loads of folks to come.
Give 'em a free buffet.
Planning a program?
Stop kidding yourself
It isn't the repartee.