10. You find yourself reselling your excess rooms on eBay.
9. You find the idea of Spam on a stick to be newly hip for appetizers, in a retro sort of way.
8. You change the theme of your final night gala to “Titanic” so you can reuse décor leftover from last weekend's prom at the hotel.
7. Your food-and-beverage budget increase is inversely proportional to the stock market average for the week.
6. You wanted to hire the CEO of GM as your keynoter, but he was to